Scotland And England Reasons To Be Friends.

[LochNessMonster]

Scotland has given England.

Telephone
Television
Sheep Shagging
Radar (To spot English sheep)
Loch Ness Monster
Golf
Wimbledon Champion
Insulin
Beta Blockers
Oil and Gas etc
Bank of England

England has given Scotland.

1966 World Cup winners
Jimmy Hill (He's a P**f)
Sore ears (from their moaning.)
Red coats
Saint Maggie Thatcher (Blue coat)

So lets get along please !

Nessie x

[Svejk]

///Sore ears (from their moaning.)///

ho-ho, there's irony, nessy.

[Wharton]

It's very difficult to get along with someone who gives you the boak :-)

[Baldric]

Er, can I just point out that it's your compatriots that want to leave!

[berniecuddles]

i will be shot after this but the best thing about Scotland is "i don't live there"
( a joke guys ok)

[mushroom25]

we'll be friends if ye'll take back the krankies.....

[Obiter]

As for sheep shagging, that is the prerogative of the Welsh.

[LochNessMonster]

Pulling your legs folks, Naughty Monster today!

Hugs to my English friends.

Nessie xxxx

[Wharton]

Nessie - As far as I'm concerned now, you no longer exist :-)

[Svejk]

and fyi, boyo, we don't shag sheep,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,much.

[carrust]

We've got a monster of our own that lives in Totnes:-)

[Baldric]

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[mazie]

Well Scotland gave me a pain in the Bum this morning :o(

[mushroom25]

I'm glad we can't see what's at the other end of that sheep, baldric

[Obiter]

Dw i'n ymddiheuro, Svejk.

[Svejk]

I'm not really a Czechoslovakian, obit. ;)

[Obiter]

//Well Scotland gave me a pain in the Bum this morning :o(//

That's what you get when you use the Daily Record instead of Andrex.

[mazie]

No, that's what you get when you sit on a Wasp :o(

[Khandro]

I'm so pleased we didn't loose them in that silly referendum, they are so entertaining, and I'm impressed at the close attention the Highland papers pay to crime, quoted I read;
" Four men and a woman were involved in serious altercation at 1:30am in Nairn, said the Northern Constabulary. One man was in a horse costume, wearing a straw hat: another in a cow suit sporting a brown hat. A conventionally dressed man had to be taken to Raigmore Hospital, Inverness, but his injuries were not life-threatening".

[wolf63]

There is some serious crime happening in Scotland:-

>>POLICE are investigating the deaths of six buzzards which were found in a field.

The birds of prey were discovered in the Fourdoun area of Aberdeenshire at about 3.30pm yesterday.

The field where they were found is around one mile north-west of Fordoun on an unclassified road leading from Fordoun to Auchenblae.

Police will investigate whether the birds may have been poisoned as part of their inquiry.

They appealed for anyone with information to contact them.>>


Police have now made some progress - http://tinyurl.com/nfotq32