In movies, if there's a pool table in the room, there's a good chance that someone will end up having sex on it.
But none of us has ever had sex on a pool table. Kitchen tables, obviously, dining tables, as long as you're not having a dinner party at the time.
But those of our friends whose other halves have pool tables, we're not even allowed to stand a wine glass on the edge, without the other half having a total marry, let alone scramble on top for a bonk.
Are we missing out on some pool table sex "thing"?
And where would one start to look if the chalk went missing?