lol, I was only having a giggle. Mainly cos I just sent a married friend a text which says "this is your annual lifesaving text message. Smug Married's Day tomorrow".
I had a thread removed on 14/3 when a regular poster waded in with a really tacky and crass comment when the thread had been bumbling along with no more smut than a seaside postcard.
Himself has got a packet of Tunnocks caramel logs as a gift, I know how to spoil him!