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I joined the Skydiving Club the other day. But when I said, “I will be too scared to jump,” they threw me out.
My daughter is obsessed with Walt Disney movies so I bought her 101 Dalmatians. Now I just need to find somewhere to keep them all.
I have just seen a boy racer smash his Vauxhall Nova into the back of a Heinz lorry. I think it was souped up.
I am the skipper of the local fishing vessel. Two of the lads turn the rope for me.
I was taking some notes the other day, when I was arrested and escorted from the bank.
I have just finished making my first horror film. Due to budget constraints, all the intestines were faked using pasta. Well, it is not really a horror, I guess it is more of a penne dreadful.
At least ten people just knocked on my door trying to sell me a jet washer. I can’t deal with these high-pressure salesmen.
I have been bombarded by letters recently. Ever since the explosion at the local Scrabble factory in fact.
I have just seen a busker who wasn’t declaring his income. He was on the fiddle.
I use to have terrible trouble with moles digging holes in my back garden. But I have solved that now, I have hidden their spades.
My daughter is obsessed with Walt Disney movies so I bought her 101 Dalmatians. Now I just need to find somewhere to keep them all.
I have just seen a boy racer smash his Vauxhall Nova into the back of a Heinz lorry. I think it was souped up.
I am the skipper of the local fishing vessel. Two of the lads turn the rope for me.
I was taking some notes the other day, when I was arrested and escorted from the bank.
I have just finished making my first horror film. Due to budget constraints, all the intestines were faked using pasta. Well, it is not really a horror, I guess it is more of a penne dreadful.
At least ten people just knocked on my door trying to sell me a jet washer. I can’t deal with these high-pressure salesmen.
I have been bombarded by letters recently. Ever since the explosion at the local Scrabble factory in fact.
I have just seen a busker who wasn’t declaring his income. He was on the fiddle.
I use to have terrible trouble with moles digging holes in my back garden. But I have solved that now, I have hidden their spades.
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