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davebro | 16:39 Sat 19th Feb 2022 | Jokes
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I took up curling 3 weeks ago & I've already lost a stone!
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Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Your hair looks marvellous though.
16:40 Sat 19th Feb 2022
Avatar Image Peter Pedant
I didnt take curling lying down which is kinda lucky because....
16:42 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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Broom Broom
16:49 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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btw...anybody else think that curling is not so much an Olympic sport, more a daft pastime?
16:52 Sat 19th Feb 2022
Avatar Image Stargazer
I don't think it should be an Olympic sport. Is bowling?
16:54 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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ginge - certainly not. Much more of an Olympic sport than say, ice skating (pairs, dance etc). real team sport requiring skilful players and good tactics.
16:57 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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I met my wife whilst curling
I swept her off her feet
17:08 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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17:13 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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Your weight is sliding off then!..
17:18 Sat 19th Feb 2022

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