Tennis

[Maydup]

I've tried.

Its raining here today so I thought I'd give Wimbledon one more go. I figured out who was playing who and when, and sat down to watch the ladies champion in her opening match.

Unfortunately even a good fast game was boring. I fidgeted and himself fell asleep.

Over in the other channel is a commentator with a truely awful voice droaning on about everything but the match on screen. 

Andy Murray has pulled out before playing a single ball so denying a place in the tournament to a lesser player. Play or retire I say.

I did try but that's that for another century!