it has been proven that havinga few drinks ( so-called "beer goggles") makes members of the opposite sex more attractive. For example Two glasses of wine---Boris Johnson 1 bottle of wine-- Sven Goran Eriksson 1 bottle wine, 2 Barcardi & coke--Earl Spencer 1 bottle of wine, 2 large brandies---David Miliband and my personal favourite.. 1 bottle Smirnoff with O.J. Wayne Rooney Any other ideas anyone ??
Don't really like to admit that I LIKE Boris anyway...and um....even Earl Spencer!!!!
Wayne Rooney wouldn't come into it at all. Revolting! Even a BARREL of Smirnoff wouldn't make him look any better.
Now Fish......I wouldn't need any drinks at all!!!
Thinking about it.....
Two glasses of wine - even better.
1 bottle of wine - same.
1 bottle of wine, 2 Bacardi & coke - just about see to appreciate him.
Anything more - collapse and then miss it all!!!
MK, I posted this thread for a bit of light-hearted fun, some of the posts here yesterday were particularly savage. Why could you not have just answered the question instead of using it as an opportunity to have a dig at Ice ??