Jayne's horseracing tips for Boxing Day

[joggerjayne]

You will possibly get some proper Tips from stokemaveric. But, here are my own Boxing Day Tips, based purely on the horses having the jolliest names.

There are 20 horses. And ... you must back all of them.

Kempton

12.55 ... Funky Town
1.30 ... Hold 'Em
2.05 ... Straw Bear
3.15 ... The Jolly Spoofer
3.45 ... Pocket Aces

Wetherby

12.35 ... Oh Pickles
1.10 ... Toss The Caber
2.15 ... Boris The Blade
2.50 ... Justwhateverulike
3.20 ... Clueless

Wincanton

12.40 ... Plain Champagne
1.50 ... Naughty By Nature
2.55 ... Go For One
3.25 ... Heart Springs
3.55 ... Jovial Goldenbelle

Huntingdon

12.50 ... Carnt Spell
2.00 ... Signs Of Love
2.30 ... Turbo Shandy
3.05 ... Lady Be Good
3.35 ... Miss Keck

[beejay1124]

jayne thats a lot
may be a few non runners as that can happen a lot on boxing day
for meits--snoopy loopy e/w in the king george
and also straw bear (of course) at kempton

[joggerjayne]

What's the King George?

Why "of course" for Straw Bear?

[beejay1124]

king george-
http://horses.sportinglife.com/Racecards/0,124 95,286715,00.html


straw bear---i like the name :<)

[joggerjayne]

Oh, right.

I'd have backed Exotic Dancer.

If any of mine drop out, I'll have it as a substitute.

[stokemaveric]

jj i am going to have �5.00 win on ALL of your selections...just for a bit of fun.....lol

[joggerjayne]

I was thinking more of �20 ... �1 on each horse.

[beejay1124]

kauto will be hard to beat knobby-at 11/8 ish you would need decent money on it and i wouldnt be that heavy a better

[joggerjayne]

No, I'm not going to the races, Leggy.

I'm going to continue chilling out at my parents' house.

[joggerjayne]

Ooh, stoke ... that's exciting.

I might have to up my wagers a little bit.

[stokemaveric]

lol knobby i am actually going to bet against kauto star tomorrow.....im plumping for our vic.......i really dont think ks will win..................

[joggerjayne]

At my parents, yes. Turned up here earlier today. Managed (more or less) to resist the lappy until they'd gone to bed, and then decided to get out my laptop, and Daddy's cognac. Sounds like a fair arrangement. But ... Not a stately home, no.

I'm not Lady Ja(y)ne.

Prudentia is Lady Jane !!!

x

[joggerjayne]

ChatterBank ?

Oh Knobby, that is SO last year.

We have a shiny new Sports section now !!!

Keep up with the trends, Knobbs !!

[hippyhoppy]

Jayne - you tell me - which one should I put my fiver on...!

[beejay1124]

straw bear-hipy