Is it me

[dot.hawkes]

or does something here sound amiss?
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/History/Genealo gy/Question699351.html

[pastafreak]

I had a headache by the time I had finished reading it. Not only did it initially come across as advertising.....but the method of expression was atrocious......a wind-up??

[dot.hawkes]

not necessarily a wind up, but probably an advert to get you to visit the dodgy links someone else was mentioning on an earlier thread.

[H0merSimpson]

It seems k.o. to me Dot.

[dot.hawkes]

that's to be expected homer, don't worry about it

[H0merSimpson]

I knew a dyslexic, agnostic insomiac, who used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog.

[jno]

did you hear about the drunk dyslexic who choked to death on his own Vimto?

[seekeerz]

looks very suss to me, think I'd give it a very wide berth.

[sara3]

I sold my soul to Santa

[Lakitu]

I lost mine to the easter bunny.

[sara3]

↑ she's hungover, or possibly still drunk.

[joggerjayne]

tooth fairy for me, then.

[Lakitu]

Still drunk probably. I didn't get home until about 4, so I am completely baffled why I am awake :o|

[sara3]

so if you post half an answer, we'll know you've dropped off... bless :o)

[Lakitu]

LOL, I have the beautician at 12, so I'd best stay awake at least until I get home :o)

[sara3]

you're not at home??

[joggerjayne]

Beautician, Titch?

Waxing??????

(that should keep you awake!!)

[Lakitu]

Yes I am at home, Sara! LOL.

Yep, I'd be surprised if anyone fell asleep during a waxing session, Jayne xx

[joggerjayne]

If they did, I'm sure they'd wake up at the "dynamic moment" !! LOL

That would be a heck of a way to be woken up.

=0o

[sara3]

tantamount to assault, I'd say!

[Lakitu]

LOL @ you two x