Any near the Brighton conference?

[wendilla]

Two Alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand
how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the
same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the
shit out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the
shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a
briefcase.'

[Ankou]

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[tonyav]

Well i thought it was pretty good anyway wendilla.

[craft1948]

very funny wendilla.........and unfortunately very true.......