C'mon have a larf..lol

[Bobbisox]

The only cow in a small town in Scotland stopped giving milk.

The town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply.

They brought the cow from Wales and it was wonderful,
produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so
they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever
the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move
away from the bull and he was never able to do the deed..

The people were very upset and decided to go the Vet, who was

very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.

"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.

If he approaches from the back, she moves forward, they said

When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.

If he attempts from the one side, she walks away to the
other side.

"The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this
before asking,

"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Wales ?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned
that they had brought the cow over from Wales ..

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow from Wales ?

"The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,

"My wife is from Wales "

[redman41]

Ha Ha ! These Welsh people are randy buggers Bobbi !Was he a Geordie Vet by any chance ! lol

[Bobbisox]

probably red, where is everyone they are like rats deserting a sinking ship..lol

[Bobbisox]

eeehhh hello Dennis who calls me Poppy..lol

[redman41]

Has the Ed been on warpath and banned everyone ?
I'm home now having been out doing some errands. I'm sure someone will respond shortly, maybe even Ed himself !

[AB Editor]

I thought this was quite good actually.

All the best

Spare Ed

[Bobbisox]

It's mighty quiet in here, perhaps no one likes the fact that I've told sqad a few home truthies? in a nice kinda way I hope, just seems odd there is no one but us chickens red..lol

[bobjugs12]

Hey, i'm still here.

[B00]

What home truths?

I liked the joke too :-)

[redman41]

Another Welsh Joke Bobbi !
A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I bonked *one* sheep..."

[Bobbisox]

hey BOO, go to my thread on Fairy Godmother...tha last page!

[Bobbisox]

do they call him Jones the sheep sh@gger then red...brilliant!

[smart1]

OK, I know this a bit sexist - so, just for the rest of the girls......

How can you tell when a man is well hung?





When you can't get yer finger between the rope and his neck

[Bobbisox]

well I liked it smart..lol

[B00]

Oh right Bobbs, with you now.

What can you say? Sqad is Sqad. He's firmly stuck in his victorian values which some folk wouldn't have any other way, I on the other hand....

[smart1]

Plenty more Bobbisox, but all on the sexist side ( not that I'm a betrayed ex wife with a grudge or owt) LOL

[redman41]

One for the Geordies !
A Geordie goes to the hairdresser's and says, "Gi' us a perm."

The barber shoots him a funny look for a moment. Then he says, "Ah wandered, loonly as a clurd..."
LOL

[smart1]

PMSL @ redman

[Bobbisox]

thats more Ashington speak red...lol
a local comedian does it by the name of Brendan Healey, catch him on youtube, if you can understand it that is..lol

[Bobbisox]

yep BOO, I have just firmly put it to rest now,. not worth rehashing the whole thing, he's not going to admit to being bloody callous so onwards and upwards I say...