funny quotes, these made me smile

[Bobbisox]

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."


David Coleman
"Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago"


Murray Walker
"We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite"


RTE's George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville,1992
"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"


Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades, speaking in 1991
"The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and give the team some brains and some common sense."


Ian Rush
On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country"


John Arlott
"Bill Frindal has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator"


Peter Lorenzo
"Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds - totally against the run of play"


Ian McNail
"We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalized"


Winston Bennett
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body"


Bobbi ♥

[redman41]

Some timeless crackers there Bobbi !! :-)))

[Bobbisox]

Murray Walker
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical"


Greg Norman
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"


Alan Minter
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"


John Francombe
"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball"


Terry Venables
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"


Noel O' Mahony, Cork City boss before the game in Munich
"We'll still be happy if we lose. It's on at the same time as the Beer Festival"


Ron Atkinson
"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."


Ron Atkinson
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."


Ron Atkinson
"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."


Ian Wright - commenting on his teammate's alcoholism
"It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up."


Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."


David Vine
"Here we are in the Holy Land of Israel - a Mecca for tourists."


David Coleman
"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres."


Metro Radio
"Julian Joy-sticks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Joy-sticks on the field."

Bobbi ♥

[redman41]

Yes, more good ones there. Always good for a laugh !

[marval]

'Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.'
John Greig

'Forest have now lost six matches without winning.'
David Coleman

"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said."
US Open TV Commentator