What's up.

[vivandorron]

Ed... I try to avoid posting in this section but I can't think of anywhere else to pose the following question.

"What is the meaning of '500-Internal Server Error' which follows the AB logo at the top of pages.

Ron.

[AB Editor]

It means the ad sever has tripped up on the way to AB's table, spilling the bowels of moules mariniere EVERYWHERE.

Occasionally it takes a while to clear up, and the muscles don't help at all, as they're shellfish.

[DTCwordfan]

The Ed is obviously having a whale of a time.

[Old_Geezer]

It means your employer had blocked those unsuitable ads you asked to look at. And has your name in their little 'black mark' book.

[Arksided]

seems a bit fishy to me, wish I could kelp.

[AB Editor]

We won't carp on about it Arksided, don't worry.

[jackthehat]

Pah!

Load of pollocks.......!

[AB Editor]

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other:

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

[ChuckFickens]

Hey, look at that castle.....

[DTCwordfan]

Fish swims headfirst into the wall of the tank.

He says to his mate,

"Damn"

[sunny-dave]

Plaice your bets - will elderman be here to help us with the piece of cod which passeth all understanding ?

[DTCwordfan]

I hope that he is the sole one of the "unholy trinity," dave

[Arksided]

"Hey, look at that castle..... "

I did, hadoock-ed.

[tearinghair]

Can you name three fish that begin and end with the letter K?

Ans: 1) Killer Shark
2) Kwiksave boil-in-the-bag haddock
3) Kilmarnock

(note - Kilmarnock is a plaice in Scotland...)

[Arksided]

I trout that I could (hmm wait a mo... isn't that the letter 'T')

poor 'marnock' hope they're OK.

[vivandorron]

Thanks Ed for the explanation.

Some ABer's go to great depths to trawl-up codswallop.:-) :-) Nice to see that all who have posted so far are serious minded whalers.!!

Ron.

[jno]

do speak up, Ron, my herring's not as good as it was

[vivandorron]

Sorry to hear that jno. Anyway you haven't missed much. Just a few haddock remarks from my goby.

Ron.