Windows Repair Department

[Captain Spod]

I had my daily call from India at lunchtime, offering to show me, then fix, all the problems in my computer. I managed to keep 'Sean' talking for 15m 24s (a record for me) but before hanging up he told me that he would come to my address (which he knows) and KILL ME!

How should I protect myself? A Norton handgun? A McAfee machine pistol?

Quivering CS

[Slapshot]

If they phoned you then keep them talking for ages then hang up on the buggers...;0)

[THEMOTLEY1]

Arrange an 'Indian takeaway'

[rockyracoon]

Lol, I got called a mother effing bitch when an Indian call centre of dubious nature rang me, lol.

[rowanwitch]

you must be doing something right then...

[gness]

An Avast cutlass Captain? Today I had the International money back on the loan I didn`t have call. Told her I would fetch my mum, put the phone by the music box and left her listening to What The World Needs Now. Coffee and ciggie later she was still hanging on.