Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome one and all to our Jubilee Weekend Club .

As I am sure you will all have noticed, we have got the bunting out and the hall is totally jubilantly decked. The red white and blue theme has been continued with jubilation throughout the building and even the stables have been repainted puce (which is the colour we got when we mixed the red white and blue paints).
Members who wish to identify themselves as jubilarians may do so by signing the Big Book on the sideboard in the lower lesser grand ballroom.

Tonight's jubilar raffle so far has for prizes:


1 silver jubilee mug (slightly cracked)
1 golden jubilee tea towel (slightly washed out)
14 Union Jack flags (all full size)
6 red buttons
7 white gloves (some pairs)
8 blue berets (the hats, not the men)

[tenrec]

Good evening ladyalex. Just to let you know that Lie in King has been invited out for a meal so won't be attending. He posted earlier with his apologies.

[sunny-dave]

Good Evening milady ...

... I have a bottle of creme de menthe for the roffle (unless the butler has filled it with Listerine again) and some fondant fancies for the snap - one previous owner, barely used.

I need to enquire if bunting is compulsory, I haven't had a bunt for quite a while and I'm not sure the muscles are up to it ...

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, I am sorry to be tardy but am having to borrow my daughters laptop as and when I can as I am away from home.

I have left a vat of tailcocks chilling in the pantry - 'Jubilee' of course.

For the Rofl:

3 luggage labels
dog eared road atlas
car air freshener (lemon)

I shall pop in and out when able.


Have just seen this also

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1139436.html

[albaqwerty]

good evening milady and matron.

As the butler seems to be having a night off, for the roffle I can offer

a half ball of string
2 half chewed shawls
a cordless phone with 3 missing buttons ( from Mr Alba)

[DTCwordfan]

Evening all jubilllibilarianists.

So where has that lion disappeared to - if you had told me onto a flag, tenrec, that would be believable, but to some pride dinner for Her Maj????

So I have been on the rampage as for the Diamante riffle.

A glass of the finest jubblelibbie tailcock, which I presume is Spumante based.


One 1952 Vintage Bolly cork – with razorblade inserted
One Beefeater Voucher
One Raven Pie
One Tower Key
One Cuffed Handcuffs
One well used “Jewels and Trivia” Handbook
One Crown, diamond missing
One Gold Rod thing with big crystal at one end,
One blunt axe, engraved “for Ann Bol and Chaz 1”
Assorted Gold Plates
One Tiara marked Prop: HRH Her Nibs Anne
One Condom with Royal Warrant, standard issue
One Brick imprinted “Cromwell wuz here”
One bottle of 1628 Claret
One Thumbscrew
One Nag’s Scold
One Comfy Cushion marked ER 60, whatever that means.

[tenrec]

Hmm, this could be a very interesting raffle, thanks DT

[ladyalex]

Welcome one and all.

Gosh what an array of prizes from everyone.
Jubilatory thanks to all.

As we have no butler tonight (again) we must just help ourselves to the Jubilee cocktail.

Sunny -dave...worry not about the bunting.I'm sure we have disabled bunting somewhere.

[DTCwordfan]

wait to the jubbly ode, tenrec, it took hours of slave labour.....

[ladyalex]

I'm holding my breath, DT...

[flump1]

Good Evening Milady, matron and all friends, while I jubilate like a mad thing, I will of course be having a flagon of Jubilee to be refreshing myself .
i have to offer for the waffle
A pair of sunglasses.....minus the lenses
A farthing minted in the year our dear Queen was crowned
A round tuit most handy in my part of the world.
I hope all are well and enjoying the celebrations ?

[albaqwerty]

I've got my eye on the the gold rod thingy with the other thingy at other end :-D

[DTCwordfan]

I always wait til at least 8-30 to include any noocummers or irregulars, such as that Kendalian Mint Cake that we have in tonight......

[albaqwerty]

could Tenrec please be a butler this evening. Ten is very attentive and courteous.

[polar-bear]

Evening All,

I have been to a jubilee party today. It was very nice, plenty of food and nice company. I have some leftover sandwiches for the waffle.

[DTCwordfan]

"Ten tailcocks please" does have an appealing timbre to the expression, I must say.

[albaqwerty]

ooohh I like like 10 tailcocks :-)

Good evening Polar x Grab some nibbles in the lower hall, they're tasty

[ladyalex]

I would be delighted to welcome tenrec to the staff here.

IMamya will get teh Direct Debit forms on her next appearance.

[ladyalex]

Sorry to be so rude...a jubilatory welcome to all arrivals.

[DTCwordfan]

looks like a nomination for deputy buttle, Lady A....can she manage to conceal all the cloaks, coats, frogs, toads, nungate and bananas?

[tenrec]

Gorr blimey, I haven't filled in a job application form, sent in a CV or anything. I can't believe my good fortune.
I'm not sure that I can buttle, as I have never had to in the past, but I'll give it a go. Do I get a proper butler's uniform?
I can bring plenty of Kendal mintcake. D'you prefer the chocolate coated, white, or brown?