Job Interview

[whiskeryron]

Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type
real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really
seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my
persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me
and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings
14:28 Sun 21st Sep 2014
ps i inclose mi pictia

http://tinypic.com/r/2euhdvd/8

[Buenchico]

Dear Ms Starling

Thank you for your application for the post of secretary with this organisation. Unfortunately the post has now been filled.

However I am seeking a new PA to sit on my right hand. There a couple of things in your application that stand out to me and I want to reach out to you to consider a new position that you might not be fully familiar with (but which, I feel sure, would be mutually satisfactory to us both).

Yours lustfully,

A. Lecher (Chairman)
Society Against Political Correctness

[whiskeryron]

Thanks Chris I shall add that to my master copy

[aelmpvw]

i suppose her breasts were bashing the keyboard as she typed her application

[Baldric]

That photo' can't be right, she'd never reach the keyboard!