Why The Hell Is It.....

[gness]

...that this happens?!....Very cross making.... :-(

I wear black...all the time....I just love black...and nothing happens....

I wore black for the wedding today.....nothing went wrong.....

For the evening do I changed, on a silly whim, into white........and that is when...pointing out the ornate ceiling to another guest..... I hit my glass of red with my pointy finger and tipped it down my white top and white trousers......

I spent the rest of the evening looking like the victim of a vampire.... :-(

[anneasquith]

Red/black the new autumn colours, you're a trend setter O:-)

[tonyav]

Could have been worse though, it could have been a pint of Guinness
( what a terrible waste that would have been ), gness ;-)

[mazie]

She's a P*** head :o) xxx Really gness, white with your track record!

[gness]

Trend setter, Anne! Well thats a first.... :-)

[Patsy33]

Of course you did gness!...

[Cloverjo]

Oh dear! Did you get the stains out? I think I would have rinsed everything in cold water and dried in under the hand dryer.

The first time I went out with OH I spilt red wine all over his pristine new carpet. Strangely, I've never spilt white wine.

[gness]

There was no Guinness at this do.....I have failed as a step parent!
I know, Mazie....I shall stick to black in future....

I stuck myself into the sink straight away....then dripped all over the other guests for the rest of the evening......there was no hand dryer....

One top has stained for sure so I shall have do do some creative embroidery.....or bin it..... :-)

[tonyav]

There was no Guinness at this do.....

WOT !.

I'm sure you'll think of something to bling over the wine stain.

[Mamyalynne]

I bought my outfit for a wedding in September this week, wonder if my choice of red and black was subliminal?

[gness]

Oh I think it's for the bin, Tony....just had another look and it's still purple where it should be white...

Bought it ages ago.....quite classy.....fairly expensive and never worn until the night I decided to throw a glass of red at it.....what bloody law is that?!

[gness]

Subliminal??? Bloody wise if I'm going to be at the same wedding, Mamya!.... :-(

[Mamyalynne]

I'll see if I can wangle you an invite, as Mother of the Bride I do have some clout.

[tonyav]

what bloody law is that?!

The law of ***, I think gness.

[gness]

Thank you, Mamya.....I'll wear black and drink white...we should be okay.......x

[gness]

I think you're right, Tony......and I did say a sweary word too when I saw what I'd done.....x

[fraser]

Take more water with it !!!!

[Georgiesmum]

Dont bin the clothes Gness. Im sure you will be able to get the stains out. You can get special stuff in the supermarkets for all the various stains to remove, red wine included.

[cupid04]

Perhaps the colour of your outfit should match the colour of your drink... ;-))

[gness]

Hello, Fraser....hope you're well.......perhaps I should take water, not with it, but instead of........x

Thanks, Gmum.....I will get in a supply....a plentiful supply......!

Usually does, Cupid.......well bar the head on the G........can't wear red but the stain is now a nice shade of pale purple....that'd be fine.... ;-)

[Islay]

That's what you get for attempting to wear white to a wedding even if it is in the evening - you brought the bad luck fairies down on you!!