I Think I've Finally Lost The Plot!

[Caran]

Earlier today I retrieved two laptops from the spare room. My grandson is wiping the memories for me to give to the charity for families who can't afford them. Anyway when I got them out there was a remote control with them. I wondered why there was only one. Then I tried to work out how you use a remote with a laptop, I couldn't tie up the symbols on the remote with the keyboard.
Then it hit me. What a blxxxxy idiot I was being. What on earth made me think the two were connected!
When I told OH he just rolled his eyes and said "What again"

[Buenchico]

Don't worry, I keep trying to use the remote-locking function my car's key fob to open the front door of my house ;-)

[Hopkirk]

My locker at work fails to open when I press unlock on my car key fob.

[pastafreak]

I keep trying to switch tv channels with my phone...

[roopower]

A lady I used to visit muddled her tv remote and the one for her reclining chair. The number of times I was there and she nearly tipped herself out of her chair while trying to turn the tv on!

[Ken4155]

A friend of mine often picks up the remote for his Firestick when I ring him. Then he realises it's not his mobile :-/

[Ken4155]

Roo; if I were your mate, i'd pretend the reclining of the chair was deliberate. "I prefer to watch the tv from this position." :-)

[roopower]

Sadly shes not with us anymore, Ken, but it was funny to see her gradually rising moaning that the remote wasn't working.