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Ah thank you VHG, I do have javascript but apparently I needed Java as well. That was the site I was downloading from but I just got a call from the help desk (some bloke sitting at his desk in Denmark would you believe) and apparently, for some reason, although I had downloaded it correctly it was sitting as disabled on my settings.
It is now enabled, transfer complete and I am broke again :-o(
Lend 'us a tenner?
Thank you very much for you help
warpig.