caps lock is like cruise control for cool."

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caps lock is like cruise control for cool."
~ bob on caps lock
"i busted his knee caps, locked the door, and set his house on fire."
~ mafia guy on caps lock
"life's too short to search caps lock"
~ james dean on caps lock
the caps lock, also known as "retard lock", was invented by arthur james cappington in 1924 to protect the hidden treasure of the dread pirate roberts. ingenious in its design, the caps lock boggles the mind sufficently for a potential robber to become amazingly confused, and eventually give up entirely. to demonstrate the power of teh caps lock:
omg roft did u know that i hid the treasure on the fifth floor of the mall of america because i nu that nobody would look there wtf you guys their's a fcking shark tank wtf a godamn shark tank?
in order to decide cappington's invention, roberts' crew and would-be mutiniers would have has to be able to sludge through incomprehensible text, if they manged to make it through the short paragraph's painful grammar, syntax and speling. the famous pirate declared cappington a genuis, and promptly killed him so that only one man would have the knowledge to decipher the caps lock.
in modern times, this term has come to be associated with livejournal ribeye steak, presumably because the newscasters of the organization wish their finds to remain a secret.
contents [hide]
1 warning
2 famous quotes
3 the caps lock man
4 other examples
5 international caps lock day
6 important uses of caps lock
7 sticky caps
8 see also
9 >>>

warning
[edit]using caps lock without proper training can impair linguistic capabilities.
example: [1]
could ne1 help
also note that when a computer is on the fritz it will often interpret your correct!!!1! password as wrong just because the caps lock key is on when it shouldn't be, or off when it

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oops,was'nt meant to post that!