I'm not putting this in A&N in case I get shouted at!
There is a spider outside on the window, its been there for ages. It has 2 fluffy white balls next to it (which I suspect are eggs). I hate spiders and dread the thought of loads of mini spiders (which will grow into big ones) hatching outside the window and finding their way in! I'm not moving them to another location either in case the mummy spider comes after me!
Will I get the hose out at the weekend and wash them away or is that just mean?
Do it now!! I am terrified of spiders. I know it's stupid and they can't hurt you but it's just the way they move. They are so damn quick! If there is one in the bedroom and my hubby is not about I won't go to bed.
Get a plastic tub and a dustpans brush and brush these noble creatures into it and let loose in the garden or down the road! LOL! In the future buy one of these gadgets
hi CAJ -i'm a little bit worried about his 2 fluffy white balls! - do you think he's showing off and trying to say "do you like my big balls, young lady"!!? .......................................remember arachnophobia - started with one and then there were hundreds of the little s**ts
if in doubt, and you can't move it, squash it!
:0( for the spider :0) for you! x
Just squash them - I hate the bloody things - and they do BITE !
Last night I was watching that tv programme called 'Verminators' on Sky 1 - its about an american pest control company - last night it was black widow spiders this woman had in her garage - and there were lots of them - the fella said the female one is more venemous than the male and is larger - when she has mated with the male, she eats him -now I am all for woman's rights, but this does seem a little harsh for the man spider.
you gotta use strategy, weeal, and don't forget - cunning - you have to be as cunning as a fox, who studied the fine art of cunning, at cambridge university! .............
Jan1957
Wed 18/03/09
21:20 Oooh no chimpy. It might drop on my head! I'm not getting that close.
You'll be allright,i bet you'd rather have 1 spider in your house then a million other creepy crawlys that our friend the spider devours.
CAJ1
Wed 18/03/09
21:20 Question Author
hailthechimp - please can you come round and do it for me?!
Are we still talking about the spider here?
ianfran
Wed 18/03/09
21:23 hi CAJ -i'm a little bit worried about his 2 fluffy white balls! - do you think he's showing off and trying to say "do you like my big balls, young lady"!!? .......................................
LOL!
weeal
Wed 18/03/09
21:24 smash its head in quick quick