ron - he'll need a website to do that
as keeps being said (by me at least)
it's not windows - and that's why the tech and geek go for it.
it's it's strength - and for beginners it's weakness - you need to know your way round a PC and have pretty good networking skills to get the best out of it
and while you can get a system running in a couple of hours - if you know what you are doing - you can make it sing and dance
chuck's a pro -
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Technology/Ques tion768688.html
look at linux for dummies
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ubuntu-Linux-Dummies-P aul-Sery/dp/0470125055
having said that - with ubuntu you'll need the earring - and a pony tail for good measure
(a mullet will do - but nothing says linux like a ponytail and baldspot)
(sorry chuck - i know you are the exception ;-)