Is This A Fake "gov.uk Site"

[RATTER15]

https://www.gov.uk/order-copy-birth-death-marriage-certificate

I know there are a lot of fake sites about so I went for the gov.uk site, I ordered a new birth certificate and paid £9.25, they said they would dispatch in 15 days, that was 3 weeks ago. Have I been scammed? or just maybe I need to be patient?

[wolf63]

You can buy some really nice suits and dresses for the hounds - maybe even the pony and the llamas and whatever you have added to the family group. :-)

[pixie373]

I thought you'd mentioned something, but had thought you and Carakeel were already married. So congratulations and best wishes to both of you xxx

[RATTER15]

Tony, no day fixed yet. you will all know when we know.

[tonyav]

Righto then RATTER.

[RATTER15]

wolf, "pony and the llamas"!! Horses and Alpacas please!

[anneasquith]

Ratter, I don't go anywhere without poo bags. im sorry to hear about 'mums' funeral priest, I hope it didn't upset cara too much,

[tonyav]

Have you got the White ribbons ready on the Landy yet ?.

[RATTER15]

We also now have a tiny pygmy goat named Daisie May and a Kune Kune pig named Winston. they arent invited unfortunately.

[pixie373]

Not house-trained, ratter? Where will you have it? I'm guessing not a Church. Registry office?

[RATTER15]

Tony, I need to find a roof for the Landie yet, a bit chilly else. but no, no white ribbons! :-)

[wolf63]

Alpacas come from the country where they eat Guinea Pigs - or am I getting confused?

Do you just have Wolfies? Or do you have a little one too?

[tonyav]

Ah, is it an open top then, RATTER ?.

[gness]

Ratter, that is fantastic....give my congratulations to Cara....will be a perfect ceremony I know and if you and Anne want blinged up poop bags for the day just let me know....xxx

[RATTER15]

Pixie, we will get the paperwork out the way in a registry office, we will then do our own thing, probably in a big tent in a field away from any officialdom with close friends, Oh! and our dog guardian Anne :-)

[pixie373]

That sounds perfect, ratter. Please ask Carakeel to post photos of dress and shoes:D

[RATTER15]

Tony, it is currently a bikini top (just a canvas roof over the cab) but open behind so the rain gets you from the back.

Wolf, we also have little Sammy, he is a fourteen years old Shi-tzu, blind in one eye and cant see out the other, he is deaf, hardly any teeth and smells! He aint invited. Bless him :-)

[tonyav]

Tony, it is currently a bikini top (just a canvas roof over the cab) but open behind so the rain gets you from the back.

Right RATTER, I know the type, is it ex army ?.

[RATTER15]

Tony, Ex military police but the bikini top was never made in those days it is a recent addition to the vehicle, I just need to find a hard top, they are all interchangeable as you are probably aware, it was originally a hard top.

[tonyav]

Interesting vehicle RATTER, have you tried any breakers for locating an hard top for it ?.

[murraymints]

Me and Albs can put on a spread in the cabin....all pink sparkly service...Boaty and welshie can seranade you with bespoke work by DT....Wharton and Jordy can do the bar supervised by Gness..Mrs o can mingle with the horses doovers prepared by nungate and Queenie...squad can provide the dignified toast...jj can write a piece for country life...Jan can bring her zumba band for entertainment ......ooo I'm sooooo excited...I could crush a grape ! Tilly pixie and mazie can scatter the rose petals...sloopy can make the tea...Slappy can arrange the weather.....paddy and bee can keep the riff raff out...and you and cara..Just have to turn up .....sorted !....now as for tone.....he's going to get his purple velvet suit out of hock and transport you in style to your choice of venue..where the remainder of your ab family tosses confetti and whoops ......can he bring the goats ? Will be company for the alpacas !..