Vicar Denies Christmas Fable

[douglas9401]

While at the same time taking money under false pretenses including presenting virgin birth and gullible husband as fact.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgr9v1ppglo

[nicebloke1]

Are telling me after 74 years that my mum and dad sat there stuffing there faces with carrots and milk after I'd gone to bed like a good boy,?

[ToraToraTora]

rubbish Santa has a sleigh capable of 0.5c!

 

[THECORBYLOON]

Regarding Father Christmas' speed, I wouldn't trust anyone who mis-spells Christmas and uses an average of averages in a calculation...

[Canary42]

Did he tell them Jesus' story was a load of *** too ?

[newmodarmy]

I watched the video but where was the  average of averages? There was a weighted average used to find average numbers of people per household in North America.

I didn't see where the speed was calculated at half the speed of light though. I don't know where ttt got that from.

[bednobs]

What 10 and 11 year old would sob? One whose parents wanted to exaggerate for the news

[THECORBYLOON]

Regarding averages, he said,

"The United States is 2.6 Mexico is 3.7 And Canada is 2.3 When we average these together taking their relative populations into consideration we get an average household size of 2.86."

2.6 + 3.7 + 2.3 = 8.6

8.6/3 = 2.87

[tomus42]

He should also come clean about the existence of God. 

[douglas9401]

All included in the question, see me after.

[Peter Pedant]

I dont think it is a fable - story with animals with a point

the kids were 12 for chrissakes - isnt a bit late for Father Christmas.

and  boys and girls Father Christmas in not mentioned in any  of the Gospels - what is wrong with that

[Peter Pedant]

as CBL says you cant average averages, you have to go back to the original data

( god that will make the er average ABer go foo!)

[sandyRoe]

Who remembers the bishop who voiced doubts about the virgin birth?

Soon after his cathedral was hit by a thunderbolt.  Sometimes if you harbour doubts it's best not to spread them around.

[Old_Geezer]

Didn't hit the Bish then. Maybe we the thunderbolt was directed more at the church than the guy spreading the word.