warning !!!!

[whiffey]

Do not under any circumstances do any internet banking, buy any books from Amazon, haggle on ebay, online shop at Tescos, until further notice.

crossroads has been piddle ar$ing around and has broken the internet.

[nuoyg]

i think you could well be right, what a mischief maker!

[VINNY100_2]

What....! .the Bars**** ...!..send him back to the dungeon(:O)

[DottyH]

this site is having funny turns, one minute it is in italics the next normal, it's like the TWILIGHT ZONE!!!

[Redbel]

Oh, thanks whiffey.......now you ruddy tell me..... ;-)

[VINNY100_2]

my puttas okay dot..!

[crossroads]

Hahah, I've broken the internet.
lets see how you cope now.

[nuoyg]

but have you Crossroads?

[crossroads]

Well your all posting in italics and i'm posting in normal.
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[nuoyg]

but I am posting through choice in italics! I am viewing some things in Italics. If you had done it crossroads surely you'd know this?!

[crossroads]

<style>
.jc{
position:relative;
}
</style>
<script language="JavaScript1.2">
var ns6=document.**************&&!document.all
var ie=document.all

var customcollect=new Array()
var i=0

function jiggleit(num){
if ((!document.all&&!document.**************)) return;
customcollect[num].style.left=(parseInt(customcollect[num].style.left)==-1)? customcollect[num].style.left=1 : customcollect[num].style.left=-1
}

function init(){
if (ie){
while (eval("document.all.jiggle"+i)!=null){
customcollect[i]= eval("document.all.jiggle"+i)
i++
}
}
else if (ns6){
while (document.**************("jiggle"+i)!=null){
customcollect[i]= document.**************("jiggle"+i)
i++
}
}

if (customcollect.length==1)
setInterval("jiggleit(0)",80)
else if (customcollect.length>1)
for (y=0;y<customcollect.length;y++){
var tempvariable='setInterval("jiggleit('+y+')",'+'100)'
eval(tempvariable)
}
}

window.onload=init

</script>

[crossroads]

Oh, javascript doesn't work on here.
DOH

[nuoyg]

I don't know what that means but I do believe your IT genuisness Crossroads :) I do think however, if it is you, then you should turn your hand at something that may not end up getting you a telling off! Do something useful! :)
Nugget

[Redbel]

Oooh, I've just checked my bank account and found 10 grand has been deposited in it in the last 10 mins....was that you crossroads?.......ta muchly....now can you get me that 10carat Diamond ring I'm after on ebay.....lol.. ;-)

[crossroads]

Say have you noticed its only funny in B&S?

[B00]

This is why everything went italic..........

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion443475.html

If you notice, crossy didn't close the italic option off correctly in his post and it makes others follow the same way.

No big mystery!!!

[whiffey]

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[crossroads]

Ah, B00, you susse my little HTML trick out did you.
Thats what being a web designer is all about.
To fix it post somthing but close the properly.

[crossroads]

I've closed the tag off so everythings back to normal.
/b>

[DottyH]

tut, now you've spoilt it B00, i was hoping we were being taken over!!!!!!!!!!

[crossroads]

See, the trick is to do it in the question, otherwise it won't work guys.