Help ABers

[Hitler]

I have a gf but however I seeing this girl who me from internet. She constantly txts me wanting to meet up but I told her last weekend that I am staying in a hotel and she could stay with me. She declined. I live with my gf so its hard like. I really need to sleep with this girl as she has the hottest body I have ever laid my eyes on. I mess her around all the time but she like txts me ALL the time. How can I sleep with her asap so I can ditch her and carry on with my life?

[alinic]

What age are you! dear lord, what a mess, your girlfriend doenst deserve you! poor girl. You cant mess people about like that.

[Hitler]

im late 20's

[pink-kittens]

blokes like you give the rest a bad name
Idiot!

[Hitler]

no need to be abusive! Just advice please

[Katie~77]

Good morning Grav. Play hard to get, that'll make her want you!!!!!x

[unrulyjulie]

if shes declined your invite, im guessing she's playing with ya Hitler! perhaps she doesn't want you quite as much as you think she does.sounds to me like she doesnt want to sleep with you as much as you like to think, texting is one thing but sex is another. I would imagine deep down she sees you for what you really are and thats a bloke who wants a quick bunk up!

[4GS]

That Eve Braun sure is a hottie:

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[Hitler]

no but julie she keeps wanting to meet up not just txting. She also keeps asking if I am genuine of which I say yes I am. I think once she thinks I am rteally genuine she will sleep with me. This is not a problem but cant spare much time to convince her. I was going to try fly her away for the weekend but I after just buyin a puppy, a 42" flat screen and renovating a room in my house im a bit hesitantly broke. Can anyone tell me on how to appear 100% genuine very quickly.

[4GS]

Change your name back to Gravitate

[Hitler]

they banned me 4GS

[4GS]

Why?

[Hitler]

dont know

[sir.prize]

You dont know? tut tut grav

[Katie~77]

Two stars???? Is that it??????????x

[sausagechips]

tell your girlfriend that your going away with work and take this other woman out for a meal and then book a hotel. However i think she will be suspicious as to why you never go back to hers so you will have to make up an excuse the last thing you want is her thinking you have a g/f

[unrulyjulie]

but Grav, youre not really genuine are you? you just want sex and then you want to move on. you can whisk me away for a weekend if ya like, i'll have a whip round!!!!;-)

how is your pup btw? a boxer isnt it???

[sense4all]

Sender the txt lady a sausage in the post ... let her hide it herself...
you can sleep easy knowing thats been done, and your girlfriend will hopefully trip on the rug holding scalding tea which will fall in your lap. Numpy ned !!!

[Hitler]

my puppy is so cute it hurts julie and that is a really tempting offer! search for gringoadventures on youtube you should find footage of her there in the leila new year footage. she is soooooooooooooooooooooo cute!
Legiend it wasnt vibrators it was gimp masks. a case of chinese whispers I reakon. I like the idea sausage..