Idiot son.....again

[mrs_overall]

My eldest works in a local shop in his hols from Uni. At Xmas he witnessed a man stealing booze & he gave a description to the police. The police arrested this man today as he helped himself to more booze from a different shop. They've just been here to verify the description. My boy described the man in great detail - but failed to notice he was on crutches as he only had one leg! How can someone so academically gifted be such a numpty in everyday life?

[Bbbananas]

Sounds like my eldest stepson Mrs_0. Bless them - aint they so clever & yet so blinkered?!!
Thanks for making me laugh ;-)

[cab]

Sorry mrs O shouldnt laugh.............shoulders stop shaking. xxxx

[horselady]

LOL! Mrs O, my son is exactly the same, very clever but incredibly stupid when it comes down to good old common-sense.

[Barmaid]

Oh Mrs O that has made me laugh.

[mrs_overall]

No Zacsmaster - he was genuinely amazed when the PC told him about the crutches and missing leg.

I blame it on his father's genes lol

[Bathsheba]

Thanks for the chuckle, Mrs O :)
Everything still good re parking ticket? x

[ummmm]

What a twonk......boys eh?

[mrs_overall]

Hi bathsheba - still heard nothing, fingers crossed!!

[Bathsheba]

Excellent :) xx

[legendis.god]

Weak gene pool.

He will be a great asset at the local macdonalds when he finishes his boozing holiday at uni.



LOL



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[Rosetta]

LOL Mrs O.
Perhaps the thief has an identical twin

[mccfluff]

psml i love your son stories...

[Lakitu]

LMAO, I love your son stories too xx

[jack daniels]

Hey mrs_ o

Bless him - does he know you post these 'stories' about him? He's a star in more then one way!

x

[Lakitu]

My favoutite story by a mile is the one about the girlfriend in the bedroom and Mrs O hiding in the shed. Just brilliant.

[ummmm]

I haven't read any :-(

Anyone got links?

[mrs_overall]

jackdaniels- in a word - no.

I embarrass him to death as it is, and if he knew snippets of his life were being bandied around he would go mad.

My two younger children are quite boring in comparison, but I could write a book about the eldest and his antics.

[Lakitu]

Mrs O will be able to get the one about her hiding in the shed from her profile xx

[mccfluff]

i loved the one where he was sick and cut the carpet up, and the girlfirend one, he's great :-)