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THREE DOGS AT THE VET...
THREE DOGS AT THE VET...
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck
up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the German Sheppard and
said, " So why are you here ? "
The Sheppard replied, " I'm a pisser. I Fosters on everything.....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night
when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Lab said, " So what’s? the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Sheppard.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Sheppard then turned to the Lab and asked " why are you here ?"
The Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Sheppard inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Lab said.
The Sheppard then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I
see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started hammering away."
The Lab and the Sheppard exchanged a sad glance and said,
" So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"
The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck
up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the German Sheppard and
said, " So why are you here ? "
The Sheppard replied, " I'm a pisser. I Fosters on everything.....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night
when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The Lab said, " So what’s? the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Sheppard.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Sheppard then turned to the Lab and asked " why are you here ?"
The Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Sheppard inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Lab said.
The Sheppard then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I
see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started hammering away."
The Lab and the Sheppard exchanged a sad glance and said,
" So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"
The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "
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