Installing a Husband

[tara20]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support
INSTALLING A HUSBAND

[joggerjayne]

LOL, LOL, LOL ... !!

=0D

[smart1]

Bravo!

[RATTER15]

That is un upgrade to one that has been around for many many years, to be honest the older one was far better.

[joggerjayne]

I'm still running Boyfriend 5.0, but I managed to get hold of a foreign version while I was on holiday. It works fine, but I only use it once every two or three weeks.

[albaqwerty]

Brilliant!! Absoloooooootely Brilliant.

Had problems reading it due to the tears of laughter. Even Mr Alba chortled :D

[BRIGHT SPARK]

I sympathise with your software problems...you need to install a bigger hard drive....keep it by the bed!

[joggerjayne]

Like Rabbit 8.0 ?

[tara20]

Well, it was new to me.
I was sent this a few days ago and had to share it!

[tiggerblue10]

Lol

[RATTER15]

http://chainletters.n...nstalling-husband-10/

another one on the same theme.

[venator]

Glad you didn't post this in Jokes - there's too much truth here!

Wife 2.0 is running Husband 1.0, originally on Sinclair Spectrum, now on quad processor and Windows 7.

Despite hardware upgrades, the original software still functions perfectly, though some systems operate less frequently and take longer to boot up.

May I recommend an original program which seems to have lost ground to some more recent slick stuff, requiring less skill and attention?

- it's called Love 1.0

[nannybooby]

oh very funny and so true in many cases! You really made me giggle !

[tara20]

Thanks, RATTER, I've sent that to the sender of my version ;-)

[NOX]

Never seen it before either, and I thought it was hilarious even though I'm a bloke:)

[grasscarp]

I would really like to uninstall husband 1.0 but he seems to have spread into areas that are not recognised by add and remove programmes.

[grasscarp]

I should have looked at the packaging more closely when I first installed him as I am on to husband 1.0, whereas he was already rejected by 2 previous owners as unworkable.

[DTCwordfan]

Ultimately you could istall LB£ 1.0 (Lawyers Benefit) that initiates final Husband 1.0 termination.

Before then, one could try the risky TB 1.0, (Toy Boy) that can get Husband 1.0 running again

Or go for Kink 4.19 with its diverse applications according to your taste. They say BBH-SNiFC is an excellent sub program (Bacon Bap to Husband 1.0, served Naked in Fur Coat)....

[grasscarp]

Thanks DT. Already running TB1 as an add on. Will probably try the free download of DIYSplit 1.1 before going for the more costly Lawyer package.

[Maydup]

LOL - All programs frozen up today - must be somehting to do with the weather. I've rebooted twice now but still only displays sport! Teach me to use the free version I guess.