Tourists!

[mrs_overall]

I was looking after my friend's shop today and encountered lots of tourists. Some gems include:
1. I hate this town, you don't have a KFC or McDonalds
2. Can you direct me to the house where Dracula lived?
3. How many steps are there really at the 199 steps?
4. Do you sell memory cards for cameras? (in a lingerie shop?)
5. Do you sell lighters? (it is a lingerie shop!)
6. Do you have a bucket I could buy as my daughter gets car sick (It is a bloody lingerie shop!)

[sunny-dave]

A bit of a Pants day then Mrs O ?

[Traci66]

Can you tell me MrsO where I can park my motorbike for free?

[mrs_overall]

don't start you two!

[Wharton]

5. Do you sell hot pants? if not can I have a lighter please?

[Buenchico]

It's because we men panic when surrounded by lingerie ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beN7FftWNCM

[tonyav]

LOL, bet sqad is here any minute now.

[mrs_overall]

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think Dracula was real

[mrs_overall]

lol tony...I bet you 50p the words "french knickers" will be uttered by Sqad

[Traci66]

Are you saying that Dracula is a bit like the tooth fairy?

[emmie]

Mrs O if he does how will you collect?

[craft1948]

As you haven't a KFC or McDonalds do you just eat fish all the time?

[mrs_overall]

em, it is a cyber 50p

[jomifl]

Pardonnez moi madame

[tenrec]

That's brilliant Chris.

[mrs_overall]

craft, cod only knows how we manage without KFC & McD's

[paddywak]

Sounds like you met my niece MrsO. Her husband was on about going up to Whitby today and apart from the first one, she hates McDonalds for some reason,it's the sort of thing she'd say. She's a lovely lass but definitely not the sharpest knife in the draw

[mrs_overall]

Paddy, if I did meet your niece I was a paragon of patience with her lol...as I was with all of them

[emmie]

you should have the tourists that invade the capital, what a delight, as to when the Olympics rolls into town can see us all heading for the hills.

[Baldric]

Spent 10 days in your town about 4 yrs ago, loved it, what a great place to amble about, if it wasn't so far away I'd do it more often.

[paddywak]

I know what you mean MrsO, I used to help my mate out in his pub and some of the things people would ask you.