Pebbles

[gness]

On the left side of my garden is an area of large pebbles (previous owner) to rival Brighton Beach and they need to be moved to the right hand side.
For part of each day this week I have been filling builder`s bags, lifting into a wheelbarrow, across the garden and tipping them out.
So why the hell has it only just dawned on me that if I put the empty bags in the barrow and then fill them I won`t have to pick up the full bags?
Thick or what? I tell you,my builder has a lot to answer for, flashing his tanned, muscular legs in my garden.
Top up the Guinness and back to the beach.x

[shoota]

Or you could just put the pebbles in the barrow.........

[mrs_overall]

Pah! Using the builder's legs as an excuse is a new one lol

[excelsior-1]

gness. we all have a vacation from logic occasionally.

just go and relax, and think about your muscular builder

[gness]

Pebbles going to various places Shoota. They can`t be loose or I would.
But a nice one MrsO!
Been thinking about him all week Excel. ;-)

[excelsior-1]

oh yeeaaaahhh? out with it!

[gness]

Look Excel....I can`t drink Guinness and drool at the same time. It`s not ladylike.

[excelsior-1]

understood. you need to preserve every drop, enjoy.

i'm just about to crack open a second can of stella

[craft1948]

My gardener's a little fat fella'.................

[gness]

Cheers Excel!

Lord, mine`s not crafty! And the more sun he got the more the muscles glistened.

[gness]

Shoota. You must think I`m emptying the bags again I have just realised! Not that daft. Pebbles are going to Wilbarston, Peterborough and Honiton in their sacks.

[shoota]

OK.......thought you were just re-using them on the right hand side!
I've got muscular legs too............

[chi-chi66]

gness..keep on lifting bags of pebbles....you'll have leg muscles to match

you're builder!! ;o))

[gness]

And do they glisten Shoota?

Chi. I don`t know about legs but I reckon I can lay off the bust firming exercises for the next few months!

[coggles3]

Is that the builder you were on about on another question gness? No wonder you told me to keep my hands off him!
You lucky girl!

[gness]

Don`t know whether it was the sun affecting me Coggles, or the sun tanning him but he got better as the week went on!

[coggles3]

He sounds very tasty!
If I were you, I'd have to keep 'finding' lots of extra jobs for him to do!
That wasn't actually supposed to sound as smutty as it does, but oh well!

[gness]

Oh I am Coggles. You didn`t think that fence fell over on it`s own did you?!

[shoota]

Aye lass, glisten and glimmer they do when I've a glow on!

[coggles3]

Watch your brickwork in this weather, might dry out your mortar and he'll have to rebuild your house.
That would keep him there a fair old time...