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sunny-dave | 12:09 Sat 18th Aug 2012 | ChatterBank
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Born : Evangeline Honoria Housecoat - Goole 1942

(The result of an encounter between a Latvian Seaman and a Grimsby Fishwife during a doodlebug raid in 1941 - precautions had been taken but the packet was subsequently seen to have been marked 'Antoine AV de Condom - best before 1918')

Education : St Euphemia's Primary School - Sisters of the Sacred Marigold,
St Gonad's Secondary Modern - O levels in Domestic Science and Applied Poisons

Finishing School : Scholarship to "Les Filles Qui Vient" - International School of Modelling - Walsall

Career : Cover Girl May 1963 - "Carp Fondlers Gazette and Chip Shop Echo"

Married #1 - June 1963- Stavros Overall (Prop "Granny's Leg Kebab House, Dudley")

Divorced Sept 1964 - "Incompatible Haddock"

Married #2 - 1971 - Anstruther Overall (no relation) (Landlord "The Whitby Ferret")

Divorced 1974 - "Incompatible Ferrets"

Married #3 - 1985 - Dr Severus Ignatius Sqad (NHS Consultant in Proctology, also in Private Practice as a Cosmetic Surgeon, Harley Street, Scunthorpe - "Your Boobs are My Business")

Divorced 1996 - "Incompatible Lingerie"

Bibliography :

"Dracula - A bite sized companion"
"Craft - A bite sized companion"
"Bridlington - WHY?"
"TonyAV - Condoms through the ages"
"TOWIE- The Only Whippet in Essex"
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very interesting, dave.

cannot wait to see her response to this.

well done.
you missed rubberology in education..
I hope you've got the moped revving for a quick get away......
Big LOL here dave, how did you know about the finishing school ?.
hahahahaha....she's gonna kill you.
Dave cancels next Harem trip to Whitby.
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Perhaps I should have emphasisised "Unauthorised CV" ... ;+)
or used a nom de plume...she knows where you live!

Mwahahahahahahaha
hahaha brilliant Dave. (:o)
What`s the betting Dave`s packing? :-)
dear o dear I think she will find a rather painful use for the marigolds, I think you should buy up all the petroleum jelly you can.
Dave and murray on the run
lol lol you are sooooooooooo dead.
Oooohh, you're a dead man walking Dave. ;)
I am speechless!

My mother wasn't born until 1942!!!!!!!!

Apart from that, some of the facts are uncannily accurate
And all I will add is that I have just ripped up sunny-dave's story and will now re-write it.

<<<<<evil snigger>>>
You are either very brave or very stupid Dave, but you did make me laugh.
oh dave - gives meaning to another one bites the dust
was this written by a clairvoyant ? why cant I write like this ?
soooo funny Dave..I think she`s now on the warpath..re-writing your story!!!

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