Wonkileaks - a communique

[sunny-dave]

We have today received a new batch of documents from our founder Jules de Singe - he can't be with you in person as he is currently claiming political asylum in the Bridlington Embassy of the People's Republic of Whitby.

The charges relating to murraymint's goat are utterly unfounded and extradition to Hartlepool is just not going to happen - his human rights would undoubtedly be at risk, what with them still hanging monkeys up there.

The first of the new documents is a devastating 'CV' of one of AB's most notorious exiles ... it should be online later tonight, after our libel lawyers have stopped shaking.


For new readers here are some links to our previous exposés :

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1165287.html

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1163568.html

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1162434.html


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[MarkRae]

> it should be online later tonight

Will it be even hilariouser than the other ones...?

[tonyav]

LOL, can't wait to see who the next victim, oops sorry I mean subject is.

[sunny-dave]

You will (undoubtedly) be the judge of that MR :+)

[albaqwerty]

Tone, it's nice to see you've put the goat down and have come out from behind the bushes.

[MarkRae]

Don't hold your breath, then...

[sunny-dave]

It's being so gay as keeps you going MR ...

d xx

[AB Editor]

http://frombootlewith...eks-and-potatoes1.jpg

[tonyav]

alba ?

[craft1948]

Stop being so condescending MR. It's something you obviously don't find amusing so why bother being snide about it and not just ignore it. You really are a not nice person sometimes (and don't bother remarking on the grammar).

[EvianBaby]

Haven't you got some spell checking to be doing somewhere, Mark?

[albaqwerty]

Tone, I had you trimming bushes this morning on Kate's tea thread :-D

[tonyav]

Ain't he got a party somewhere to go and poop.

[B00]

Now that's a wonky leek Ed!

And agree with crafty Mark. This thread doesn't really interest me either, but no need to make snotty comments in there?

[tonyav]

Righto alba I will go and have a look see lol.

[albaqwerty]

leeks and pots make a lovely soup.

[tonyav]

Where's the tea thread, alba ?

[AB Editor]

They're a bit like celery I think - I see them in lots of recipes but don't know what their real purpose is. Maybe it's a form of vegetable affirmative action.

[tonyav]

Righto, seen it now, alba naughty girl lol.

[albaqwerty]

Here ya go Tone x
http://www.theanswerb.../Question1167463.html

Liquidise after boiling, use a chicken stock cube loads of leeks, S&P, not necessarily in that order :-)

[albaqwerty]

humph, a man quick off the mark :-D