Giving birth at 65!?
Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently,a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth to a beautiful baby boy.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to see them.
'May I see your new baby?' I asked.
'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can have a gossip for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'C'mon Vera can I see the new baby now?'
'No, not just yet,' she said.
After another ten minutes had elapsed,I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Almost shouting...
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' Vera, is
there something wrong?
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?