Texting....

[CailinDeas]

Teens have their texting codes

LOL- lots of love.... OMG.....Oh my God...... TTYL....talk to you later..... etc....
Not to be outdone by these kids, now senior members have their own short-hand codes.



ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friend's Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring your own teeth

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

LOL - Living on Lipitor

TOT - Texting on Toilet

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WATP - Where are the Prunes?




Hope these help .....
GGLKI! (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[baza]

is there one for "oh no I pi55ed on my slippers again"

[VHG]

Already posted yesterday

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1198720.html

[rojash]

Ah, you have made the Cameron error: LOL means Laughing Out Loud, not Lots of Love.