Why Cats Are Better Than Men...

[Jemisa]

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A CAT always hits the litterbox.
Better chance of training a CAT.
No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to
pretend you like it.
You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him his dinner.
You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a bloke to clip his toenails.
It's ok if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a
party.
A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.
If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

[Psybbo]

Jem, I have to disagree on one point, a cat trains you

[Jemisa]

I thought I'd posted it before & there it is.... Sorry folks. Yet another SM.

jem.