Here Come The Not Too Bright

[marval]

An employment interviewer for a big company in New York was talking to an attractive young woman applying for a job.

Looking over the application form, the interviewer noticed that the girl had not answered one important question concerning transportation to and from work.

"What about your bus line?" the interviewer asked her.

"I don't believe I mentioned it," came the pleased reply, "but it's a 36C."


A newspaper editor announces that there's enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier.

The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they're against it.

"Why are you against it?" the editor asks.

"First," the reporter says, "no one on the staff can spell 'chandelier' well enough to put it on an order form. Second, I don't believe that anybody here can play one if we had it. And third, if you got that much money, we think you should get a hanging light instead, to brighten up the office!"


A young lady, who was not too bright, got a job as a typist.

One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.


With that, the young lady took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it in the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.