I Struck Up A Conversation, Via E-Mail, With A Young Lady In The Usa.

[sandyRoe]

She eventually sent me a photograph of herself without any clothes on and asked if I had any pictures I would send her. I've none of myself in the buff and I was suspicious and reluctant to send her any photos of myself, clothed or otherwise. So I sent a Googled photo of Fred Emery and said that I've been told he and I are as alike as two peas in a pod. I haven't heard from her since. Where did I go wrong?

[shoota]

Perhaps she is Fred Emery.....

[shoota]

Pssst....got a link to her pic?

[sandyRoe]

No, surely not? You mean people pretend to be other than they are on t'internet?

[bibblebub]

do you mean Fred Emney? if so, then i would assume that she probably saw the cigar and thought that you were after a "Clinton"

[sandyRoe]

Yes, Emney. Here's the pic I sent.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsE/19392.gif

[andy-hughes]

She's obviously too fussy, and does not appreciate a fine figure of British manhood - you're better of without her sandy.

[shoota]

Can't see what the problem is - fine figure of a man.

[RATTER15]

Sandy, be careful who you chat to online, I bet this was her?

http://img.moonbuggy.org/im-the-teenage-girl-you-jerked-off-in-the-chatroom-with/

[Peter Pedant]

and the week end started so well for you, Sandy

[Sqad]

LOL.

[mrs_overall]

It is a well known fact that most Americans have a phobia about monocles. If he hadn't been wearing one on the pic, I bet she would be on a plane as we speak

[wolf63]

I really am trying to think of something funny to say to your post Sandy, but I think that I am still asleep. Pity - I am sure that there is enough ammunition there for me to create a humorous one-liner.

I am away for a nap before I start my shift in Oxfam at one. :-)

[shoota]

Was this the little minx Sandy:
http://www.photoshopcreative.co.uk/image/38068/veronica_lake

[anneasquith]

'' that's a big cigar '' !

[Psybbo]

Sandy, my friend Jim rang me this morning and is going to fix my computer and get rid of all the nasties on it. Would you like me to refer him to you?

[sandyRoe]

Annieasquith, have you seen many cigars? The one in the picture seems of quite modest proportions.

[sandyRoe]

No need, Psybbo. The young woman I was e-mailing might think it's me that's the only nasty on my computer. :-)

[anneasquith]

sandy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, bad fire for you .