What Do You Call A Donkey With 3 Legs ??

[Gizmonster]

A wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs?
A winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a small donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs?
A dinky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a small donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs that has bad B.O.?
A stinky dinky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a small donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs that has bad B.O. that plays the piano?
A plinky plonky stinky dinky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a small donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs that has bad B.O. that plays the piano in the style of ragtime?
A honky tonky plinky plonky stinky dinky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a small donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs that has bad B.O. that plays the piano in the style of ragtime and drives a bus?

F***ing talented !!!

[zebo]

8 year old grandaughter thought it was very funny, I edited the punch line though!

[bookbinder]

Stop it, stop it! Give my aching ribs a rest! V. good!

[cupid04]

lol!

[Bazzaaa]

THANK YOU>>>>>>> laffed till I cried...... I know it's a poor joke but it worked .. for me...... ;-)

[Gizmonster]

Yea corny I know ... it works for some, but not for others .... I aim to please :)

[Tilly2]

I liked it. I like donkeys.

[slinky.kate]

very good,ha ha.