101 Uses For An Old Tax Disc

[ABAuntie]

With reference to Bazile's thread:

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1372744.html

If you have removed your tax disc what could you do with it?

We came up with these hilarious few:

1. Eye patch - to represent the myopia of the surveillance state we now live in.
2. Keep it in the hopes it will be valuable one day.
3. Use it as a Frisbee.
4. Keep it in the glove compartment and use as kindling in case of a really cold winter.
5. Coasters.
6. Propping up wobbling tables (especially if you have a stack in the holder!)

Please, please, please can we have some more suggestions, preferably funny and clean :-)

auntie xxx

[janbee]

To keep in the loo... just in case the Andrex is finished.

[Jeza]

Make it into a badge to cover a hole in your coat.

[janbee]

Make it into nice brooch.

[janbee]

Add a bit of net and a feather and make it into a fascinator for Ascot next year.

[janbee]

Come back from the year 3000ad and tell people about this item and watch them roll about laughing like the little Smash men.

[berniecuddles]

patch the hole up in the shed roof

[janbee]

Pile them all up and use them to fill pot holes.

[trt]

They are selling well on Ebay.

[DTCwordfan]

Send them to ISIS so they think can enter the UK for recruitment with a 'valid disc' and then blow them up on the A2 on that barren stretch outside Dover.....

[stuey]

Glue it onto a piece of PVC; drill a hole in the middle; place it on your gramophone; and listen to The Beatles playing "Taxman".

[mazie]

Send them to AnswerBank so that the Gnomes can give them out instead of "Badges"

[craft1948]

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/11542162.Police_come_up_with_ingenious_idea_for_old_car_tax_disc_holders/

[stuey]

Bahdges? We don' need no steenkin' bahdges!:)

[Sipowicz]

I wondered when you would turn up! ;-)

[stuey]

It's a compulsion: every time I see "badges", I just have to do it!:)

[Sipowicz]

I'm not complaining, I look forward to it!

[stuey]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/money-saving-tips/11163721/Defunct-car-tax-discs-start-to-sell-for-40-on-eBay.html

[The Builder]

They'd make a good pack of cards for Happy Families..........

"...anyone have Mr February in 1983?"

[marval]

Make it into a photo frame

[jennyjoan]

My visitor has said she read somewhere on Ebay - they are paying £1,000 for them. That I don't believe.