Feline Slavemasters

[wolf63]

My girl cat Princess Merlin doesn't like being scratched and petted by only one hand when I have two hands. She is quite forceful in her attempts to get me to use the second hand to scratch another bit of her anatomy.

Her brother, Frankie, is slightly more reasonable in his demands and accepts that one hand scratches are better than none.

Do you have this problem? What about the creation in the video - do you think that it will work?

There are more videos here -

https://www.youtube.com/user/PurinaFriskies/videos?spfreload=10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKUej0_g2w0&spfreload=10

[janbee]

As the saying goes "dogs have owners, cats have staff". You are to be there at all times, 24/7 to attend to their every whim. xx

[wolf63]

yep - sounds about right.

[ummmm]

I have one naughty cat and one good cat. Good cat just watches naughty cat do naughty things. He just turns around and looks at me when she does naughty things.

[ummmm]

Did you see this, Wolfe.

[dunnitall]

Ummmm if your good cat could speak, looks like it would be telling tales on the naughty one lol.

[DTCwordfan]

Hello You Pussycats......

The one here won't come and sit in my lap, rather she likes to walk up to the left side of the armchair and then manoeuvres around for me to lean over with my left arm and scratch her, starting with her head and working backwards, then a quick circle and a repeat of the process and so on!

[ummmm]

Nah...he loves her.

She's only just started going outside and he got a bit frantic when she didn't come back. Quite sweet actually. He was only 8 months when we got her and she was a bit poorly (7 weeks old) so he's took on a parenting role. Not a very good one!

The days of letting meat rest on the worktop are gone now...

Nothing worse than walking into the kitchen and seeing a cat eating your dinner.

[pastafreak]

I also have an evil cat and a good cat. Evil Caspar stalks,pounces,looks menacing,and steals food from Amber...then he falls asleep on the back of the sofa with his head resting on Ambers bum.
They love each other really....

[wolf63]

DTC - if she is your mum's cat does that make her your sister?

The other morning before I opened my eyes Merlin came up to me, I turned my head and my nose collided with her bum hole. I can't say that I have come into direct contact with it before - but it was rubbery.

There are so many good cat videos out there on the internet. Some people seem to have made a living out of them.

Frankie is a bit like a cowardly lion (that is him in my avatar). He likes his food and because he is on steroids is now 5.5kg and on a diet.

Princess Merlin is long haired, short fuse and very willing to bite. She wakes up crying, runs around the room and goes back to bed. Mostly she refuses to get out of bed before lunchtime. She growls if I try to get her up for her breakfast.

We don't know how heavy Merlin is - she tried to kill the vet the last time we tried to weigh her. I didn't even know that they made muzzles for cats.

[ummmm]

I don't know how Ivan will react to going to the vets. He's due his boosters in July. He's not very friendly.

Naughty cat loves everyone and tries to divide her time equally. Because of her facial injury she dribbles and I'm usually woken up by her sticking her nose in my ear and covering it with cat spit.

[stuey]

At nights, when my very good watch cat finally goes for a nap, the mice come out and wreak havoc upon my clock: http://i60.tinypic.com/2ni4cyf.jpg

[wolf63]

Stuey, nice looking clock. Is your watch cat part of their clock or a living and annoying one.

Ummmm - try some of the Feliway spray. It calms Frankie down a little. He is still a quivering wreck but it helps.

[stuey]

Here is a photo of Miss Peanut, the watch-cat, fully awake and alert for those pesky varmints: http://i59.tinypic.com/xrki9.jpg

[wolf63]

Stuey, why has she got slices o cucumber on her eyes? She is very pretty. My Merlin is mainly black with a white chest a a big bushy tail. Her hair is ling and silky. She has a beautiful face and has to be the most stupid cat ever to have existed.

[ummmm]

What is Feliway for?

[Slapshot]

Feliway is supposed to calm them a bit, puts something i the atmosphere that's supposed to relax the cat

[wolf63]

This should explain it.....

http://www.feliway.com/uk/

[ummmm]

Awww...no, naughty cat is still a kitten.