Please Proofread

[marval]

These four classified ads appeared in a Local newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.


MONDAY:
For sale - SK Smith has a sewing machine for sale. Phone [phone] after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mally who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in SK Smith's ad yesterday. It should have read - 'One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone [phone] and ask for Mrs. Mally, who lives with him after 7PM.'

WEDNESDAY:
Notice: SK Smith has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the Classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: 'For sale - SK Smith has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone [phone] after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mally who loves with him.'

THURSDAY:
Notice: I, SK Smith, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 92555-00707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mally. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.

[Psybbo]

Love it, a bit like AB

[janbee]

Very goodxx

[murraymints]

lol

[waterboatman]

Excellent! :o}

[pixie373]

:-)

[mallyh]

oh the shame lol