A Week In Answerbank

[EcclesCake]

Moaning Monday. The day when there is often much whinging about removed posts over the weekend.

Tetchy Tuesday. When Monday rolls into a new day but some people just can't let go.

What's for dinner Wednesday. The attempt by some to turn the tide but get slapped down for 'yet another, what's for dinner thread'.

Frisky Thursday. It's nearly the weekend lets start to relax and bring on some fun.

Frolicking Friday. What are you planning this weekend?

Silly Saturday. When the trolls come out and amuse us all with their tales of wanting to hire tube trains or swans in their gardens.

Stupid Sunday. I got drunk last night and woke up naked with a stranger, could I be pregnant?


Any other suggestions?

[Baldric]

///I got drunk last night and woke up naked with a stranger, could I be pregnant?////

Eccles, you really have got to stop doing that! ;o)

[Strawberry5]

Do you think EcclesCake has a bun in the oven, Baldric? :P

[Baldric]

Probably just wind.

[Baldric]

;o)

[EcclesCake]

Oi Beldic!!!!!!

[Peter Pedant]

whingeing wednesday you mean - they are still 'at it'

thumbs down thursday - some of the eds decisions are obviously wrong

leading into frogging Friday - prepare for week end whining

[DTCwordfan]

rugby forecasts from chill on Fridays...and then the rugby thread on Saturday - followed by effing refs and too many penalties on Sunday plus the 'Man U have lost again' sponsored by Arksided.

Peter Pedant's vague logic is a common thread through the week, as are Marvel's jokes and we can't forget GMEB, ummmm usually reporting on body damage on a Sunday or Monday morning.

As to being pregnant, I wouldn't know, my father taught me how to put condoms on - over my fingers.

[EcclesCake]

I forgot to add the frequently seen....I got drunk last night and decked a fella, will I go to prison......on the Stupid Sunday line.

[Cloverjo]

Then there's the Can you Do My Homework for me thread. Can't remember what day they usually come on.

[Islay]

At your age you should know better Ecclescake!

[retrocop]

//Moaning Monday. The day when there is often much whinging about removed posts over the weekend. //

Followed by the usual sycophants writing,"Well if you don't like it don't answer the post". Usual sycophant/fence sitters hoping they come to the notice of the Editorial system.

[EcclesCake]

Less of the backchat Islay!

[wolf63]

after the weekend - I got drunk, a guy insulted my bird, I decked him but forgot that I was holding a glass of beer. He wasn't badly injured - cracked skull and some spinal bruising.

[DTCwordfan]

Sqad's contributions to the advancement of lingerie knowledge, usually on a Thursday, but can occur at any time of day or night, especially if Prudie is on.

[DTCwordfan]

and 'the cat is scratching my vicar's testicles - what can I do?" threads on Animals.....

RIP - random - depends on who is still living.

[naomi24]

The Saturday night thread that was posted regularly in Quizzes and Puzzles used to make me laugh. I never joined in and I never read it all – but I loved some of the wit there. I like 'daft' – and that was deliciously daft. :o)

[Prudie]

^ retrocop that was naughty but it did make me laugh.
We also have the Sunday 'why can't the crossworders go elsewhere, they fill up latest posts'

[DTCwordfan]

naomi - that's a chance to remember nungate - rip.....also Owdhamer whose anniversary is near, his pithy remarks and horseracing form. Talking of missing folk, stokie and mrs stokie and their betting insight.

[Islay]

Monday - those leftie liberal hand wringers have really lost it this time thread!

[Peter Pedant]

// 'the cat is scratching my vicar's testicles - what can I do?" threads on Animals..... //

Oh that is animals - I must have a peep ......

"the vicar is scratching my erm pussy" comes up frequently in religion and spirituality by contrast I notice

sorry readers the connection between the two as DTC points out is of dubious logic - I wonder why I wrote it .... I am a sad bad donkey ....