It's a Kodak ESP 5200 which is about 2 years old. Hasn't been used to print anything for about a month, and now it refuses to play ball. For reference, it's a model with separate cartridges, 1 black and 1 colours.
Ink levels are fine, about one third full. I've run the usual maintenance things and in terms of warning lights and doom messages there is absolutely nothing wrong.
But when I come to print something - pretty much blank pages. The oddest thing is it can't make up its mind what it wants to fail at.
PRINT 1: Totally blank pages.
PRINT 2: It reproduced some red.
PRINT 3: Just blue and yellow.
PRINT 4: Just black, but very faint.
Before I throw it out of the window, go downstairs and jump up and down on it, has anyone had a similar thing happen, to this or any other printer? According to the printer itself, everything is tickety-boo.