It Was Me

[Bazile]

I was in a well known Spectacle store .

All the staff were in a fluster , because there was a sound in the store which they couldn't identify or where it was coming from .
It was a high pitch 'noise' but not loud loud .

They were looking up at the smoke alarms on the ceiling in bewilderment
Where was this noise coming from ? they were asking each other .

Anyway i had my consultation - left the store with the noise still there .
I was walking up the street when i realised that i could still hear this sound

Funny - i thought - how come i can still hear that noise ?

Anyway, i took my phone out of my pocket to check something or make a call , only to discover that the sound was coming from my phone .

Should i return to the store and apologise , i thought .
No i decided , and hurried up the road , looking over my shoulder .

What funny incident have happened to you ?

[Zacs-Master]

Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers? ;-)

[douglas9401]

I was in at the same time and heard a member of staff saying "If we can't find the source of that noise, customers will bifocal".

[gness]

Hi, Baz......I was traveling by train from Leeds around the time police in Leeds were looking for two women in connection with terrorism.....can't recall the exact details....
I got my suitcase into the luggage rack on the crowded train and had to sit at the other end of the carriage....

It was some time before I realised that the kerfuffle going on around the luggage rack was because my travel alarm clock had gone off in my case.....long and loud....... :-)

[Quoi]

Everybody?

[Bazile]

Dame Mary Perkins ?

[gness]

So it was 10C I saw talking to the life sized cardboard cut out of a policeman outside our Specsavers.....did you get the directions you wanted, 10C?......x