Little Johnny

[-SharonA-]

A second year teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked;
“Johnny what is your problem?”
He answered, “I’m too smart for the second year. It’s boring here, my sister is in the third year and I’m smarter than her too.”
The teacher took him to the head teacher’s office and explained the situation to him.
The head teacher told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he gave the wrong answer to one question, he would go back to the second year and he would stop making a fuss.
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
Head teacher: “What is 4 x 3?”
Johnny: “12.”
Head teacher: “5 x 6?”
Johnny: “30.”
So, it went on like this. The head teacher asked him every question a third year should know. Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher,
“I do not see a reason why Johnny can’t go to the third year; he answered all of my questions right.”
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The head teacher and Johnny agreed.
Teacher: “What does a sheep have four of that I only have two of?”
Johnny: “Legs.”
Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?” The head teacher held his breath but before he could stop him from answering, Johnny answered.
Johnny: “Pockets.”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Johnny: “Pants.”
Teacher: What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Johnny: “Firetruck.”
The head teacher breathed a big sigh of relief and said:
“Put Johnny in the fifth year, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.”