Help Me Find A Male Hdmi To Female Usb Adapter Please!!!

[joko]

I think I must be going mad!
I just cannot find a full size Male HDMI to full size Female USB adapter!!

I've searched for a while on ebay and there are NONE!!

I have one empty HDMI port left on my TV and have something with a USB plug on it and want to plug it in - seemed a simple enough thing to want to do - even quite common - so why are they all for mini or micro USBs - and NONE for full size!??
They seem to have every other permutation of adapter and lead etc for just a few pounds - but not this one, which i'd think was one of the most common needed.
Genuinely baffled!

Please help - these must SURELY exist!?

Thanks

[tamborine]

Just buy a hetrosex tv

[tamborine]

Only joking ;)

[Aquariel]

This could be me getting the wrong end of the stick (nothing new there), but HDMI and USB are two different things altogether, hence not being able to find an adapter. If your TV doesn't have USB ports then it can't read USB devices directly. What you need is a device that you can plug your USB memory stick into - such as an Android box/DVD player, which will connect to the TV via HDMI.

[joko]

its actually just a usb dongle to connect a small keyboard to the TV with wifi, i just said 'drive' as it was easier