Cheering Mrs Sqad Up

[Sqad]

Scenario:
I get up before Mrs sqad and my study also doubles up as my bedroom and i am watching TV (News)

Mrs sqad: Good morning darling.
Sqad: Good morning darling, did you sleep well?
Mrs sqad: I did indeed my love and as she bends over to kiss me, I quickly whip her silk nightie open......exposing a well maintained body.
Mrs sqad: Don't be silly, can't you be nice for once?
Sqad: Nice? there are hundreds, nay thousands of women, many on AB who would die to be in your position.
Mrs sqad: quickly adjusting the belt on her silk nightie......I will make your bed and the get your breakfast.
Sqad: Yes and remember it is granary bread that i like with my boiled eggs and remember too........lightly boiled.

the End

[spathiphyllum]

hahaha oh i do love it...

Maybe you could cheer her up by taking your plate to the sink when done?

[Sqad]

spath...you must be joking!!!! Can't wait to get to CB and GMEB....;-)

[naomi24]

Haha! Fascinating! ;o)

[mallyh]

let the poor woman have her morning coffee first !!!!!!

[Spicerack]

What a lovely story.

[spathiphyllum]

oh i see ;) well... there are people here who may need your assistance! It's a mighty sacrifice Mrs Sqad makes for all of us. praise the lady

[snags]

''a well maintained body''

No cracks, sun damage or peeling clearcoat? Thank God for T-Cut.

[AuntLydia]

and then sqad woke up.

[Bazile]

Oi sqad
What is this dislike you have for women

[mallyh]

you will have to make do with dipping your soldiers lol x

[anotheoldgit]

Some women just don't know how lucky they are to be cared for. :0)

[Sqad]

Bazile......dislike?.....I luv'em and they luv me...;-)

[BANANASPLITS]

Sqad: Nice? there are hundreds, nay thousands of women, many on AB who would die to be in your position.
i don't see a long queue?

[tamborine]

dream on sqad, dream on ;)

[spathiphyllum]

"i don't see a long queue?"

Oh i do

[Ellipsis]

Take 500 mg of ibuprofen and monitor the situation ...

[andres]

'pull the other one '

[retrocop]

"the End"

What End? You didn't get it.

[Spicerack]

Nevertheless, retro, he's been a very, very naughty boy.

[rowanwitch]

I wish Mrs Sqad was a member here, a little bit of support from the sisterhood you'd be cooking her breakfast and probably more besides.