Christmas Smells And Dating Apps.

[Theland]

Hypothetical question (:-/)
When I am covered in various smelly parfum that I get for Xmas, and then meet up with somebody from a dating app, what underwear should I wear for our first date?
1) Long Johns.
2) Union Jack Boxer Shorts.
3) Y Fronts.
4) Skimpy Briefs.
5) Leopard Skin Thong.
6) Knitted Thong, ( a gift for Xmas from a fellow ABer some years ago.)

[shoota]

7)

[Zacs-Master]

Go commando.

[shoota]

Perzackly - 7) Nothing...

[Theland]

Commando? Hmmm. Well I was in the Army Cadets :-)

[Buenchico]

Here are four guys waiting for their dates to arrive. Which one is you, Theland?
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[Theland]

I am ALWAYS at the back of the queue :-)

[anneasquith]

What fine young men !!!

[Old_Geezer]

They're outstanding in their option ones.

[tonyav]

Oi, whats that bloke at the back doing wearing my loafers.

[Ken4155]

What about those crotch-less knickers with the picture of baby jesus on the front that you wear under your Sunday best.

[Theland]

You been peeking?

[JimF]

In the spirit of the season - Jesus Christ Almighty!

[tonyav]

My lucky willy warmer ( Claret and Blue ) that was also knitted for me by an AB'er some years ago doesn't seem to be so lucky anymore even though I wear it every match day. I think a new one is needed ( urgently ).

[shoota]

A new willy?
On the NHS?

[tonyav]

Mmmm now theres a thought, shoota. After all I do pay national insurance.

[Theland]

Can somebody get the knitting needles out?
Willie Warmers needed.

[anneasquith]

You’ll need more than your NI tony

[Ken4155]

^
Yes, but like breast implants, you have to prove that your current willy is psychologically harming you :-/

[tonyav]

Okay Okay, I'll go private then ( I ain't loaded, honestly ).

[Theland]

My brother had a tattoo put on his willy that could only be read when erect.
It is the name of the very famous Welsh railway station, "Rhyl."