Sunny-Dave/Gness - Gettin' It Right!

[woodelf]

It’s almost here, Resolution time
as the year nears its end
and I must promise myself that I’m
not going to lose a”friend”,
for my behaviour has been a bit rash
or at least, so I guess
and from his name I used to omit the dash
and completely missed the g in gness.
So I must resolve to make sure
that it’s always sunny-dave
and that my screen reader speaks the g
where it has always been gave.(*)
The former is my mistake
the latter I’m not sure
but so this Resolution does not break
to both errors there must be a simple cure.
Simple of course it has to be
for its author is a twit,
so please accept this poetic apology
if you both think it’s worth it!

All The Very Best sunny-dave and gness

(*) it should have been ‘given’ but it wouldn’t rhyme!

[choux]

Woodelf, "given time" it just might
Have you seen how people write ?
Their spelling is quite atrocious
My lawn is showing wee crocus!

[DTCwordfan]

blimey, woodelf, that is rnearly as much tosh that I can scribe together.

Reaching out my clammy hand
I meet a “real” AB poet
excitedly I introduced myself
wanting desperately for woodelf to know my name
but for a better reason

even the greatest artist produces trash
so what chance did I have?
a woodelf Irish assignment gone astray
turned into a meeting I will
never likely
achieve.

I attempted to recreate drivel
and succeeded beyond compare
eventually turning myself into a sheep
complete with horns and an attitude
I just hope redemption
can find the non-ABer - and along came
woodelf.

many little moments comprise this AB ride we call poetic ‘life’
some inconsequential
some life-altering and forever or never remembered
most forgotten - I wonder which today’s offering will be?

[Smowball]

Love this x

[pixie374]

Woodelf, of course you won't lose friends,
Love on AB never ends.
Apart from spitting, spatting rows...
Just take your time and have a browse.
Help, advice, debates or care,
Enjoy it all- we're all still there xx

[gness]

Woodelf. You could never not be my friend. Don't worry about the g in gness....ness is fine. As Dave says it follows so many word such as....
Mad.....
All the very best to you and yours...kiss kiss kiss.

[DTCwordfan]

Happy Christmas all.........

[woodelf]

...and it seems woodelf brings out the poet in people, as seen in the lovely little snippet by Choux and the reassuring piece by Pixie and anyway, you know woodelf does because you are woodelf yourself, so pull yourself together and get off this stream of consciousness and at that apt suffix - you did say suffix, yes I did say suffix, right then - at that apt suffix, I am truly drawn to those lovely healing words by gness, as they salve a fevered brow, as I worry that I offend at all times and my humour - or so it be known - be not always understood..."oh, it's not your humour," says Lie-in King, with a grin, "it's all the other guff you come out with that bothers us and is hard to understand!" - ah yes, well, I apologise for that, but where was I before I was rudely interuppted...well, as you're writing this yourself anyway, you interuppted yourself, so just get on with it so we might know where the heck all of this is heading!...ah yes, well, it was based around gness and the fact that gness could be a riddle of a kind, that's if gness is a Bee Gees fan and where is the connection between gness and the Bee Gees again! So there it is...where what is...the riddle, the connection to gness and the Bee Gees again!...answers please in a brown paper parcel, tied up with string or spaghetti or even a string of spa...oh, don't start off again...okay, just cobblers to DTC, until I figure him/her out!

[Peter Pedant]

if given wont do - what about 'shriven' ?

[Spicerack]

The Great McGonagill
Must be turning in his grave.......still.

[woodelf]

PP (if I may?) no, not even in the widest synonym and anyway, it has to rhyme with Dave - he of the sunny variety!

[Spicerack]

Div and give rhyme, if that helps.

[sunny-dave]

There once was an ABer named Terry
Who usually tried to be Merry
For the sake of his health
He now posts as Woodelf
And his poetry is just so very ...

... good

Sunny Dave - versifier to the incompetent

[woodelf]

They may well do Spice (if I may?), but the name is Dave - and there's the man himself...but Dave, even you, in your signing-off have mislaid your dash!...and here's me tryin' to defend your honour and...obviously needs a new poem sent to him - "oh no," the ABers all cry, "not another blasted, convoluted, unintelligible crodofulation of mangled, strangled, entangled words?"...Keep On Shinin' Dave!...and Many Thanks.